you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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