I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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