like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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