Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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