Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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