I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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