At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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