her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
