he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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