You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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