Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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