great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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