He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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