Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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