And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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