There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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