Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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