; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just google imaged poop.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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