everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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