Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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