it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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