we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Why are your pants in the freezer?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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