i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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