it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Do vagina's smell?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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