Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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