I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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