She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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