Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have tasted many bathrooms
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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