Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He kissed a someone with a penis
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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