I got chris browned last night
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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