He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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