Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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