Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
