...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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