oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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