3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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