margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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