How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
love makes seman taste better
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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