I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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