There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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