We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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