Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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