Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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