Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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