If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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