bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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