Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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