hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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