I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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