god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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