We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
