chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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