Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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